RON: Strippers do nothing for me. I like a strong, salt-of-the-earth, self-posessed woman at the top of her field: your Steffi Grafs, your Sheryl Swoopses. But I will take a free breakfast buffet any time, any place.
(via totallybat-tastic)
awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:
Jay-Z, Rashida Jones, Kanye West, Kid Aziz Ansari, Justin Bieber, Kid Cudi and Tyler the Creator
How did this even happen? So awesome.
| I'm in so many AP classes | AP student: |
| they're advanced placement | AP student: |
| that's what "AP" means | AP student: |
| so that means I'm really smart | AP student: |
| AP courses are college-level courses | AP student: |
| I was in my AP classroom with my AP classmates today | AP student: |
| because AP | AP student: |
Why have I been laughing for 5 minutes at this? omg.
(Source: leadmetotheark-archive, via stockade-deactivated20120704)
